The Angry Trail is when a large man's beard grows so large, it entangles with his chest hair and travels down to his pubic region.
If a fat hairy lumber jack had a really big beard and it tucked into his shirt it combined with his chest and pubic hair, creating the angry trail.
by RzR_rawr June 24, 2009
by money shot February 23, 2005
by mick mott January 03, 2009
Oregon Trail: Normally performed in restaurants and or school. It is the act of sending your gassy discharge in a genral direction, generally north or south, (not just a sloppy spray). If done correctly you should feel as though you shated a small marble that is carried on the currents of your ass. Very exzilerating..
Yo, my warm shit breath just took the oregon trail and heated my gooch and tickled my ball hairs....most triumphant
Oh fuck, something fell out the back of the wagon on that oregon trail and left skids all up the crack of my ass, yo
Oh fuck, something fell out the back of the wagon on that oregon trail and left skids all up the crack of my ass, yo
by corterized balls October 25, 2004
Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."
"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."
"Oh. Got it."
"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."
"Oh. Got it."
by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009
I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."
- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle
1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.
2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.
- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle
1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.
2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.
by curtis meyer October 23, 2009
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