Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 04, 2020

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 26, 2018

Mouth Toot

The process of farting in someone's mouth in a sexual manner.

Emma did a mouth toot into his mouth, it was what he needed to finish

by tromrom February 09, 2017

Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex

Look at this Jia toot wei face

by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018

Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart

Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.

by tommiefrazier July 16, 2015