Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!
by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011
Get the Toilet Computermug. this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet
by Bastibalu June 20, 2016
Get the toilet splashbackmug. Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."
Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"
Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"
Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
by liquorbox June 6, 2015
Get the Toilet Tinderingmug. by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004
Get the Toilet Queenmug. When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.
Tom: Did you forget to flush?
Jerry: No, I always flush!
Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?
Jerry: No, I always flush!
Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?
by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010
Get the Toilet Frappuccinomug. The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."
by Unstable1 April 8, 2010
Get the toilet scabmug. by Hambits November 12, 2011
Get the Toilet Chalkmug.