A capital L lesbian is an individual who is insufferable to be around, and will remind you at any and all instances of what you are doing wrong. IMPORTANT, Capital L Lesbians can be any gender and any sexuality.
by Dolly_Parton1234 November 23, 2023

An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.
Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
by AhsokaTano April 11, 2023

by astrology major February 27, 2022

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.
by СукаБлять June 19, 2021

A person who capitalizes all the first letter to every word they like to do it in chats and and statuses. It's a habit that's easy to adopt.
by Mix-Race Man On Road June 29, 2019

A board game that is played like checkers and comes with 2 master JAPANNOES with red and blue band's and 20 black nigjas with red and blue band's this game is called BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL the original board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital the first banging backwards board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 12, 2022

I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.
by clermontboy May 19, 2025
