Fisting my Tiramisu

Punching a dessert or taking the piss

Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?

by Kendotronic3000 February 9, 2022

British School of Tirana

The worst place to study or work at. Synonym of a shit hole.

A: Hey where's your new job at?
B: British school of Tirana
A: Shit was the morgue not hiring?

by Mokky1983 August 12, 2022

Upside Down Tiara

When you turn your tiara upside down to indicate you want to have sex with another man immediately

Ben used the upside down tiara in popworld to let people know he wanted bumming

by GlennTheBender January 24, 2023

ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary

"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."

by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

by BobCheckers April 4, 2026