on the next thing smokin'

On the next train outta here, takin' the next bus out!

On reality show Flavor of Love 2... Young Buck of G-Unit fame said, "She is just taking up space. She needs to be on the next thing smokin', she aint got no business around a playa man!" When asked if Flav should keep a plus sized woman in the house.

by Brenda Valenz September 18, 2008

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

by Smeeagain October 31, 2011

It's A Jersey Thing

When you, or someone, do something insanely stupid and pointless (usually aggressive behavior) that there's no need for an explanation.

Also, if someone complains about their appearance way too much than is ever needed.

Guy1: Why did the guy make a big deal out of his skin color not being too Orange & start a huge fight with everyone?

Guy2: ... It's A Jersey Thing.

by LogicalPsycho2323 October 17, 2010

one time thing

It's only gonna happen once.
If it already happened then it's not happening ever again.

Kid 1 : Yo why was your sister with us today?
Kid 2: Man idek but listen that's a one time thing, all right?

by 1360s March 14, 2016

washing machine thing

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them

Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES

by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019

twisty thing

the "twisty thing" is an act preformed during a blow job in which the mouth, which is working on the head, moves in the opposite direction of the hand that is also working the shaft.

Ira did the twisty thing for a hour and a half ... it was excellent, I think he is going platinum.

by desagy November 29, 2003

its a london thing

Common phrase used by Londoners to describe something that usually only occurs in London. Typical of something or someone from London.

ie. Scott Garcia's garage song its a london thing.
Camden Market etc.
Could relate to numerous areas, or fashions or TV programmes like Made In Chelsea etc.
All A London Thing!

by Londonite December 14, 2013