Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.
Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.
Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.
Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.
Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.
Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009
Get the Neil Cakesmug. An Asian girls ass
by Vicky28 May 3, 2018
Get the Rice Cakemug. A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,
by Food41 December 5, 2012
Get the Caked Troutmug. by Bag of Awesome February 9, 2010
Get the shame cakemug. by Señor Bob Chipes November 6, 2013
Get the Cake slutmug. When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016
Get the cunts and cakesmug. A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.
I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.
Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.
Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.
by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015
Get the Swinger's Cakemug.