Pizza Theory

When some one states that they prefer one thing but leave it open that they do not necessarily dislike another of the same subject.

Fred: "I don't know about you guys, but I prefer vag!"

Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"

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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"

David: "Just think of the pizza theory"

Jake: "What do you mean?"

David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"

by Stragic1 December 1, 2010

Pickle Theory

When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.

S: Do you like olives?

A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?

S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory

by panda69manda March 11, 2013

Theory of Shameful

When somebody does something really stupid on a trivial raid encounter in World of Warcraft.

"Dude, i just died to Big Bang on Algalon."
"Dude, i just died to beams on freya."
"Sorry, there was a mine on that totem."
Above are examples of the theory of shameful.

by SarkasmosTwo October 14, 2009

Domination Theory

The theory stating that new versions of things are more dominant than things of the past.

Have you heard of the Domination Theory

by FrigOffCyrus November 23, 2018

Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.

Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.

by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

Tak theory

The Tak theory is quite simple. The human is unaware that he is adored by everyone. When he leaves a room everyone speaks of how amazing he is, although he has no idea of his popularity and fan following.

Similar to Handa-kun.

"OMG! I LOVE HIM "
Well that's the Tak theory for ya

by Famjam April 1, 2017