willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate
Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss
by little wang 123 July 03, 2013
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King Willie

n.

1. A Jamaican drug lord.

2. A Houngan or Bokor.

3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.
If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.

That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.
by Siaten March 17, 2010
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Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.
Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"
by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011
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Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
by Kylerbizzle July 28, 2013
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Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.
Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...
by DannyTheScoob April 11, 2017
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Slippery Willy

The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.
Slippery Willy did have sexual relations with the woman.
by Gator Johnny July 09, 2019
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