Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
by CatMac February 7, 2014
Get the Duncan's willymug. The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011
Get the Filly Willymug. someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.
john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023
Get the wet williemug. a blob/string of willy dribble/piss/other fluids that hangs off the end of your dick.
also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.
also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.
by celestial phoenix April 14, 2008
Get the willy dripmug. by Snausage annihilator December 7, 2012
Get the willy feindmug. When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.
Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!
by TheGote September 6, 2012
Get the Gay Williemug. either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.
or
{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.
or
{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.
Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"
Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"
Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"
by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011
Get the Willy Whiffermug.