vampire hickey

A hickey where, while being given, blood is drawn accidentally (or intentionally if you're weird like that)

Dude, she gave me the worst vampire hickey last night! It stained the sheets and everything!

by Chavez Vendoninos February 14, 2012

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Vampire Lunchtime

The act of cunnilingus on a female undergoing menstruation.

-"Wanna do it?"
-"Sorry, I'm on my period..."
-"Vampire Lunchtime!"

by frothundaa June 16, 2009

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A person who sucks dick obsessively like a vampire sucks blood.

She is such a dick vampire.

by #malatto May 29, 2014

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The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.

Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.

by dopiwan November 16, 2011

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ily vampire diaries

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

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The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .

P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.

by Mc gross June 26, 2009

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SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.

"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."

by jebuscrust April 15, 2010

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