Ultimate Bangkok Experience

A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.

John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?

Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...

by Akkaraju August 21, 2021

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The Ultimate Vern Challenge

Completing the ultimate vern challenge requires someone to hook up with every roommate in a room on the vern campus of the George Washington University.

Dude1: I finally completed the The Ultimate Vern Challenge!
Dude2: What? With which room?
Dude1: With those guys from down the hall.

by Serenaded and Sexiled December 6, 2011

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The Ultimate Thirst Trap

A lightweight, nourishing moisturizer that quenches skin that's thirsty AF and leaves an irresistibly smooth glow—all thanks to a triple-threat combo of active ingredients that attract moisture and lock it in!

"Daaaamn why is my skin feeling so smooth and what is this gorgeous glow?!"
"That's The Ultimate Thirst Trap, bestie! 💦"

by EcoFabulous November 9, 2022

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ultimate swag master

Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.

Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.

by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016

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