I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.
Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.
I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.
Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.
I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018
Get the Squeeze Soupmug. Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
Get the cancer soupmug. When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup
(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf
by Massive corey October 7, 2020
Get the Can of soupmug. This is what you make when a friend in your group who has no other friends and no one even likes asks you to hang out with them and you do so out of pity. However, he/she is only tolerable if everyone else in your group comes over at the same time so the person gets placed in the background. This is reminiscent of a children's story of the same name in which something inedible (stone soup) becomes tolerable if everyone chips in.
"Susan asked me to hang out with her on Friday night. Can you and Matt come over so I don't have to put up with her alone?"
"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."
"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."
by rainbownights April 15, 2010
Get the stone soupmug. In Computer programming, when the mind is clogged with different variable names. You struggle to remember what variables match different things. This is known as Variable Soup.
Its often a good idea to take five and do something different (e.g. check the news) and then go back to it with a fresh pair of eyes.
Its often a good idea to take five and do something different (e.g. check the news) and then go back to it with a fresh pair of eyes.
Ive got variable soup, I cant remember what I was doing.
Looking at this is giving me variable soup.
Looking at this is giving me variable soup.
by LiveHybrid March 15, 2010
Get the Variable Soupmug. 
Man!! if you grab a beer out of that hand soup, wash it off, you dont know whose booger pickers and pecker pullers have been in there!!!
by djshaggyd March 6, 2009
Get the Hand soupmug.