Behind the nine ball

A little worse than being behind the eight ball. I have said this MANY times and very few peeps catch it. They all hear 'behind the eight ball' LOL

You: "That guy is DEEP SHIT!!"

Me: "Yeah, he's behind the nine ball"

by Klaatu_347 October 16, 2008

lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun

Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)

by AR000 January 12, 2009

Nine foot nick

Nine foot nick feet is a stupid person that has little pp

Hey nine foot nick how are you

by Little foot rick February 1, 2022

melt some nines

to play guitar in a pointlessly virtuoso manner; to shred in a hyperactive, yet ultimately pointless fashion. so named because playing this fast can ostensibly cause guitar strings to melt, especially if they are gauge nine, or other similarly thin strings.

yngwie malmsteen: "observe! i will now proceed to melt some nines!"

twiddly-guitar fanboys: "oooooooh"

by timyflips April 4, 2009

Alpha Centauri to the nines

To be better, striving for advancement. Change from an advanced being in the distant yet close galaxy.

To bypass all religious, agnostic, athiest beliefs and/or non beliefs and what could also be called "reaching across the isle".

Alpha Centauri Star System is also the nearest planetary system to our solar system. The idea is any sentient being with the capability to reach Earth, must be enlightened beyond Earthly beings.

To the nines means to " Strive for perfection".

C'mon man, try not to social lump, just because one earthling stole doesn't mean we're all thieves, Alpha Centauri to the nines.

by Charlie A.Y. Windle February 14, 2021

sixty-nine cents

not enough money for chicken nuggets

"hey how much money do you have?"
"oh like sixty-nine cents"
"oh you know what that means!"
"i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
*cri*

by PickleTheCowPig December 3, 2020

two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(

no two thousand nine.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019