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cush nap

When your so high that you fall asleep.
At the party Marty got so high and took a cush nap on the floor
by custoner September 28, 2015
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Johnny Nap

A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people
Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap
by WillCComedy June 5, 2022
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nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
by titanc_13 June 26, 2017
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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Sticky nap

The act of falling asleep after masturbation, without a clean up operation taking place.
Dave: Carl, wake up! Oh shit, what the hell is that on your t-shirt?

Carl: umm oh err, what??

Dave: Sticky nap??

Carl: Ok, you got me.
by Richochet96 June 6, 2011
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Cuzzo Nap

A Cuzzo Nap is when you tell someone you’re gonna nap for an hour or two. But in reality, you knock out anywhere from 8-12 hours.
Hey Pablo, I haven’t really slept so Imma take a famous Cuzzo nap. I’ll talk to you in an hour or so.
by shanekwazo February 25, 2022
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meerkat nap

Fighting to stay awake during work or school and then nodding off, almost falling out of your chair or smacking your head on a desk and then waking up suddenly only to nod off again. The cycle usually repeats multiple times and is very funny to watch.
guy1: Did you take chem notes today?

guy2: Nope, I was too busy laughing at Tom.

guy1: What happened?

guy2: He was taking a meerkat nap and fell out of his chair.

guy1: That's what he gets for staying up playing Call of Duty.

guy2: And then he jumped up, sat down and fell back asleep.
by chris272 March 22, 2013
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