Muff Oven

A pregnant woman's womb

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out

by shotatcommand April 1, 2009

Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.

Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.

by Phaqer February 20, 2022

stink muff

A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!

I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!

by Kazzzaaammm September 4, 2016

sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus

I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.

by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023

muff coaster

You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.

Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.

by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019