Kevin

Someone who has gay feelings for Jace

Hi, I’m Kevin. I have gay feelings for you Jace!

by JACEISTHESEXIESTPERSONALIVE May 13, 2020

Kevin

A Kevin is a person who appears to be an ice cube stone wall, but behind his tough exterior, is really a piano-playing kitty cat. Kevin is tall and rarely smiles, making him seem intimidating. That's why most people are afraid to approach him, but once they get to know him, people realize how sweet and caring he actually is. Kevin has many admirable qualities, for example, his independence, self-discipline, and insanely stable mental health. Most likely a Libra, Kevin is amazing at playing the piano and is probably self-taught. Chances are, he also loves cats and sends pictures of them to his friends in his free time. Kevin is always super fun to be around and overall, a great friend.

Kevin would never tell Crystal that he has a crush on her because he's so stoic about everything, but secretly, he's head-over-heels in love with her.

by the-moon April 9, 2021

Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

Kevin

A young chump that is just very wholesome and beautiful on the inside. Someone with the name Kevin is just a fun dude and should eat lots of bread because he deserves it. But don't ever question a Kevin because he will cut you up.

Girl: Who is that dude?
Another Girl: I don't know but his name is Kevin so he seems pretty cool.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Kevin

A cartoon character from Spongebob Squarepants. He is a sea cucumber and love hunting jellyfishes and got stung by the jellyfish itself all over his body (including his eyes). He have a crown on his head which is sticking to his body

Kevin: "any question?"
Spongebob: *raises his hand* "Hi, Kevin"
Kevin: "Next!"
(spongebob does the same thing all over again0

by kwyydeez April 22, 2018

Kevin

Kevin has a huge dick and a good personality, he's getting all the girls. He likes booty and tits.

Kevin has a very big dick.

by Anal Beardz September 26, 2018

Kevin

Kevins are very short and sometimes funny. Kevin is someone who's great at videogames but look down on people. Irl they are very down bad and would be shy and anxious.

Stop being a Kevin

by Turtles4lyfers21 August 27, 2021