Jeffs Screenshots

Fake

You're just about as real as jeffs screenshots.

by Tara June 24, 2016

Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing

Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.

by Sierralemon April 3, 2021

jeff eyes

When a girl has a wild, mad look in her eyes like she really wants to barely suck Jeff's dick

Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*

Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*

Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes

Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.

by bonerpatrol456 October 1, 2017

Pull a Jeff

1. Cockblocking during a dope hook up
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment

Dude I was so far in it last night... until my dad decided to pull a Jeff.

by Poonslayer897 October 14, 2016

jeff healey

blind guitarist with a hell of a lot of talent...did a great blues rock version of "white room" by cream

Jeff Healey's solo on his "White Room" cover is kickass

by stube45 September 27, 2013

Jeff left

Right

Make a Jeff left here.

by Cftuikhfsd January 7, 2018

Jeff tombstone

you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it

"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"

by jeff roller July 1, 2015