First-wheeling

To go on a date with oneself.

Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.

Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

first baseman

A neighbor you jerked off.

When I was 8 my neighbor and I were first baseman.

by MillionDollarMan July 29, 2016

First man

Sails on a boat of some description for free if it’s not one it’s the other used to be his favvas now it’s any woman that will gamble on him

He’s living for free with someone he’s a first man of that ship RT

by Allyq12 January 11, 2020

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

First Pee

The very first time you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

I'll take my contacts out at first pee.

by KapinKrunch December 30, 2011

First Class

The nicest place on an airplane.

A song made by Jack Harlow.

I ride in first class. - a very wise man

Yo my man, have you listened to First Class by Jack Harlow yet? - Xander

by taxitaco January 2, 2023

First Batch

Old gays tryna get picked. Prime example @SandileTembe1

Chile, the first batch was God’s first mistake

by KulturedQueer March 12, 2021