The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
by candy ass124 January 19, 2010
Get the Tainted Willymug. Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
"I've got Duncan's Willy?"
"PERFECT!"
by CatMac February 7, 2014
Get the Duncan's willymug. The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011
Get the Filly Willymug. An Individual that is easily fooled by others and doesn’t read small print.
An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.
An individual who tempts further exploitation by others
An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.
An individual who tempts further exploitation by others
"Hey that guy over there thinks he just bought a round of drinks but I just took out a mortgage in his name"… "oh my god what a Willy Dart"
Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.
Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.
Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.
Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.
by Polish Pycho Stripper July 19, 2017
Get the Willy Dartmug. man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"
by grace oblong March 10, 2011
Get the willy dippermug. by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018
Get the waxy willymug. by the 5 footer October 25, 2020
Get the Bloody willymug.