Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

by Biggy August 10, 2004

caramel spoon

Caramel Spoon is made up phrase said during TheSpeedGamers marathon of Metroid.
It happened during the stream of Metroid Prime Hunter.

Fake definition noted was sticking a spoonful of caramel into unmentionable areas.

"You should make her do a caramel spoon"
"what's a caramel spoon?"

by Kolma October 9, 2008

Big Spoon

a cabal of spoon manufacturers, including Rubbermaid and Cuisinart, who secretly dominate the government and media

Big spoon is responsible for all those superfluous "stir" steps in cooking directions. This has the dual effect of manufacturing demand for their product and keeping housewives shackled to the kitchen, reinforcing the nuclear family gender roles necessary for the stability of the capitalistic system on which Big Spoon profits.

by fork of truth August 14, 2008

Middle Spoon

In spooning, the spoon located between big spoon and little spoon. Could be considered the best of both worlds, but also comes with the problem of excess body heat and inability to move without moving two other people

I was middle spoon, which was great until it got really hot and sweaty and big and little were both asleep

by once upon a ketchup bottle April 7, 2010

Spoon Backpack

When being spooned so tightly it's almost like a backpack.

He let me spoon backpack him all night.

by Southie grown June 30, 2010

spoon head

A derivative term used to describe Cardassians by characters in the Star Trek Universe

Why should we help him, did he kill one of the spoon heads?

by Colostomyexplosion June 4, 2007

spoon goblin

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.

Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"

by Roosill March 5, 2009