smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man

"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"

by A Horse With No Name June 14, 2020

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator May 13, 2014

smurf fucking

When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.

I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.

by Shaydawg June 30, 2014

The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

by minority426 December 24, 2009

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022