skank license

The license given to women who have proven their skankish abilities. If women are skanky enough, they attain a skank license. If the women are skanks, but stop being skanks for any reason, they will be in violation and must be told to bend over in some guys face immediately, or assume some other skank like task. It is up to skank police to enforce these laws (skank police are young males with no barometer for quality in females).

"Look at that chick with her titties all mashed together and her ass hanging out of her skirt. If she doesn't sit on that guys lap soon, she's gonna lose her skank license."

by darkabove April 30, 2005

Dirty Skank

A dirty skank (DS) is another word for a female who cannot keep her legs closed. It is another word for a whore or slut.

Wow, Brittany is such a dirty skank.

by seriously.ur.basic March 7, 2015

bitch-skank

the girl version of a douche-bag

that girl is such a bitch-skank!

by gnriicfkfin October 29, 2010

skank wank

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant

she is only worth a skank wank if that

by Jordan Pritchett August 27, 2006

skank skirt

a tight bandage skirt typically worn by sluts or "skanks"

Oh wow, i like your skank skirt, it really highlights the curve of your ass.

by losre12345654321 April 1, 2012

wank skank

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner

you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!

by ashthetash June 3, 2014

Drank Skank

1. noun: The alcohol equivalent of a cock block.

(interchangable with "king of the party foul")

2. verb: to prevent from attaining or drinking alcohol (especially minors)

1: parents that never leave, cerfews, younger siblings, and the worst of all the infamous bro-po or Brookline Police

"man i really wanted to have a party tonight but my parents are home, such drank skanks!"

2: "ugh the bro-po showed up and totally drank skanked us like 10 mins into that party"

by meskch August 15, 2009