decoy shoes

Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.

Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.

by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013

bwrastlin shoes

shoes for both wrestlin and boxin. multipurpose, high laces, usually hot red in color. ur typical mat shoe. great for primarily boxing

dayuuummmmm. raaaandy sure do have some sweet ass bwrastlin shoes.

by bwratslinshoes69 November 10, 2009

Shoe Deviant

A Shoe Deviant is someone that has a shoe fetish. Usually uses shoes as a sex aid or likes being walked on. May ware shoes whilst masturbating.

Dave the Shoe Deviant comes home from work closes the the curtains and inserts a stiletto heel inside himself and cums on the floor.

by Shlim May 19, 2022

shoe Bush

To get back at someone when a problem cannot be discussed openly.

"If you can't get into Mrs. Cole's class, you might as well shoe Bush...!"

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009

Shoe on the Gas

Making a quick move or decision that could better your life.

Damn, if I had gotten here one minute sooner, I would have been able to grab the last maple bar... should have put a little shoe on the gas.

by Jnizzlemybizzlefoshizzle January 23, 2018

promise shoe

a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.

you give someone you really love and want to marry a promise shoe

by Catherine Broddy May 23, 2020

track shoes

when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends

hey man you wana see my track shoes

by bigdicksally February 3, 2012