Grease Rag

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool

"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."

by BEN2k4389 June 18, 2008

dry-ragged

When you’re 100% wiped out, not got enough sleep in days, life has really taken its toll, you’re seeing double and feeling kinda drunk without having a sip of alcohol

Long week. Shit got me dry-ragged

by Joey1605 December 5, 2017

snarf rag

Use of a bandana to wipe away any debris left behind after engaging in anal sex

"You know Dean had too much to drink when he wipes his nose with his snarf rag"

by Rite acharya December 14, 2013

Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.

After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.

by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012

Rag-Rack

When she gets giant titties during her period

"I may put a towel down tonight and bang the missus. Her titties have been huge lately, I think she has rag-rack!"

by Steel Toe March 3, 2017

Rag water

In ye olden days, they used to recycle spilled booze by soaking it up with a rag and squeezing it out into a vat. This disgusting concoction was resold to the local drunkards who couldn't pay for anything better and didn't give a damn what they poured down their throats so long as it got them good and drunk. In our civilized age, it usually refers to any nondescript low quality alcohol that straddles the line between barely drinkable and a health hazard.

"That poor bastard Jerry blew another paycheck on the track this week. He's hitting the rag water pretty hard tonight."

by ManEFaces July 29, 2016

skull ragged

Grabbing a fist full of someone's hair at the root and forcefully pulling it backwards, making them snap their head back.

He ran up behind and skull ragged his friend hard in the back of the head.

by Fawny Deer October 17, 2017