pube-safe

a home security system used to protect belonging,technology,or your own children.the system operates by plucking a pubic hair from a greasy white trash mans pubic area and is placed upon the object that is being defended,it is an extremely effetive system
pube-safe was first advertised on the comedy central show "important things with demetri martin" and is now used world wide,especially among american households.

aww,dude.no way im touching that!" "why not?"" theres a fucking pube on it!theyre using pube-safe!

by awesomesecretsauceman March 16, 2011

Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

by VeryCold April 2, 2010

ginger pubes

When you have sex so hard and fast, that friction ignites your pubes setting them on fire.

Babe, the first 30 seconds was amazing. The 31st second was where it went all wrong, I got ginger pubes and had to dunk my ball in the sink.

by Barberella June 10, 2021

Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.

i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors

by Jimboli December 2, 2010

Fanta pubes

A ranga that has red pubes

Marley: I was gonna fuck this guy last night until I found out he had Fanta pubes
Emma: Ewww! I hate Fanta pubes they make me wanna vomit

by Liccyliccymiccymakemesiccy October 8, 2019

Pube Shave

When you shave your pubes in a girls mouth during intercourse

hey babe..wanna do the pube shave?
sure hunny

by elhombre404 October 15, 2008

YOUR PUBES

What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.

Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave down there?"

Sweeny: "YOUR PUBES"

by Oscar The Old Guy April 16, 2008