Nelson

Universal term for someone who is a messer of the highest order.

Got a head gasket gone again ! Fuck of Nelson you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself

your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}

by a male woman May 5, 2017

Nelson

A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.

God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.

by Mrs beast February 24, 2020

Mc Nelson

A little fifa sweat

Mc Nelson is a big sausage

by Nertian July 31, 2021

Micah Nelson

Micah Nelson means to be the swaggiest person alive all Micah’s are the swaggiest and Ashley’s are lower than him on the swag level

“Gosh I really wish I could be as swaggy as Micah Nelson

by Micahn1070 September 28, 2021

Daniel Nelson

He is very intelligent has a few friends but can surprise you... But do not get on his bad side or he will plot against you

Person1 hey I got Daniel nelson's bad side
Person2. Bitch you're screwed

by Memes memes memes November 23, 2018

Ugly Nelson

Sex position with a girl while giving her a backwards Full Nelson as to not see her face or to keep her quiet and for a good hold.

That girl had a super-busted face so I did the Ugly Nelson on her.

by what the dump monkey December 16, 2011