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The Method

When riding an amusement park drop tower and your penis tickles on the way down
"The Method"
by Chalk Boy December 31, 2022
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outline method

Outline method

“My English teacher told me to write this for extra credit
by Tastixx January 3, 2023
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Roll-Back Method

When you are going down on a woman, and roll her hips back to be able to tongue her asshole. This surprise will be met with disdain or delight. Great Segway into anal.
Did Chloe let you lick her ass last night?
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.
by Jdub14 August 20, 2017
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erythem method

A regimen of dubious reputation for supposedly avoiding/minimizing the risk of sunburn that entails careful "spacing" of your periods of time in direct sunlight, and limiting your length of exposure each time. May or may not be successful/effective, depending on how sensitive your skin is, and/or at what latitude you live.
That bu**s**t erythem method may work for some people, but all it did for me was make me red as a lobster and miserably hot and scratchy while tossing and turning in bed at night!
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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Josmer Method

A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.
Yo Zee stop worrying about your midterms. Just use the Josmer Method and you'll probably be fine
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beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis
"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."
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