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dorset handshake

English slang term for a punch. Used mainly by farmers and/or people from the West Country.
"Some bloke down the pub got funny with me, so I gave him a Dorset handshake."
by Petrolandlightsabers July 15, 2017
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Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.
My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.
by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021
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Bama Handshake

Screaming "Roll Tide" then immediately punching someone square in the face.
Hey did you hear about what happened to Zach Mettenberger in Nashville? He got the good 'old Bama Handshake.
by gwinnetthatesarcher July 21, 2014
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aberdeen handshake

While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.
The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.
by Kingcobrakenny August 1, 2018
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Romford Handshake

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.
"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake
by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021
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Cleveland Handshake

You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.
by CLEJMcD June 16, 2018
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Dirtbag Handshake

Punching someone directly in the throat.
I didn't like the way Rudy looked at me so I gave him a dirtbag handshake.
by Jsarge September 26, 2020
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