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flat rat

A condition when hamsters are VERY happy and relaxed with their human friend.

First, they have to trust their human as a personal presence. Then, they have to trust that their human friend isn't going to suddenly become aggressive toward them.
then all you have to do is to pet them on your hand until they become flat.
bro you're hamster is a flat rat
they must be very happy and relaxed!
by YukioKoito January 1, 2022
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Flat 7

A flat 7 is essentially the crack den of the University of South wales halls of residence.

Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.

Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.

Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.

Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.

Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.

Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪

Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
Everyone in life is a member of flat 7, which person are you??
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020
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Flat Stack

1. Someone who made one thing they enjoy their entire personality

2. Someone with nothing really unique or outstanding about them.
3. This is another form of `basic`.
Did you see that girl over there?

Yeah she is nothing but a flat stack
by Deepandhard December 4, 2022
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Bristol flat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.
"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristol flat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."
by ADDSTEAL February 8, 2013
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Flat earth

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it
Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck
by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023
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flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.
Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.
by Poot Rancid November 4, 2023
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suburban flats

A PvZ GW Map maybe one of the most popular ones

If you are reading this have a good day
Jamie: I played Suburban Flats On PvZ
Me: Oh Cool
by Venxm January 20, 2021
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