Chris

A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart

Girl : You know that nigga chris?

Boy : Yea he goofy asf
by TiddieMilk1919 May 07, 2018

by Cr-s July 17, 2019

Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird

Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”

by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020

Chris

Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl

When you see a beat-up car and you wonder if that's Chris

by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017

Chris

Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.

"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."

by Snaked April 5, 2017

Chris

The king of the gays. He will do anything to ruin your life.

Chris tried to hurt me.

by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019

Chris

That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.

Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!

by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019

Chris

Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass

Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.

Ex.
(Adj.) wow that guy is such a Chris
(Verb) John was Chrissing last week

by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018