Creep 101

To learn the basics of being a creep

You can't take a break from being a creep. That's creep 101.

by Sassandclass May 26, 2018

nap creep

(noun)

when a "nap" runs long and turns into "sleep"

I was cramming for a test, but I got really tired, so I took a nap. I meant to sleep for 20 minutes, but I woke up 5 hours later. Total nap creep!

by mike27113 January 22, 2011

Creep Crew

(Noun) An elite group of males who form a group consisting of creepy individuals. Members are often persecuted by peoples who are not part of the Creep Crew. Common punishments for being in the Creep Crew are, but not limited to: Butt Funnel, Quadruple Butt Funnel, and Elephant Walk.

Members perform rituals similar to that of Freemasons whereas members greet each other using secret handshakes and phrases.

Initiation to the Creep Crew can only be done through a current member/s.

There are a select few of us who think they're better than the rest of us. Would all members of this "Creep Crew" come forward. (Punishment to ensue)

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

s_rny creep

That friend who doesn't understand the concept of keeping personal information private. They're commonly found sharing personal information told to them or actively seeking out new information from others due to their insatiable thirst. They are gaslighters who call others "paranoid" and play off what they do as normal and fine.

Also known to be prolific complainers when things don't go their way and expect everyone to do exactly what they want, commonly shown when you don't answer their calls because everyone else other than is an NPC without a life in their eyes, whinging when you don't do exactly what they want.

"I've just found out where Tobias lives!"
"You're being a real s_rny creep right now."

by manyboxes August 27, 2023

Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019

creep 101

The basics of being a creep.

There are no breaks from being a creep. That's creep 101.

by Sassandclass May 26, 2018

Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014