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meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
by aeiou102 October 30, 2022
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Weak creep

Not a creep that looks like Jason Mamoa. A weak creep is the one that finds you on social media to tell you how beautiful you are. Claims they are not trying to be creepy, they just want you to know how you made their day with your beauty.

This person may have been called a tell Troll by some, but Trolls are something we want in our back yard, they can be cute.
Another weak creep found me on FB today. Apparently I brought the sun into their life today.
by Laughing Giraffe November 18, 2021
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Creep Crawlin

(1) doing due diligence on some hos, usually without their knowledge

(2) elaborately setting up situations to maximize your probability of smashing a ho
I was creep crawlin the redbones from saturday on facebook and her ass is a bookshelf for sure.
by SPARTANGLORY June 11, 2009
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I'm Creeping

(v) The act of watching a live Facebook Live Gaming stream without commenting. Often paired with the "sus" eyes emoji. This can be seen in various live gaming streams, as well as when watching CreepyHorseman.
I'm Creeping đź‘€
by CaptMike3 January 25, 2022
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The Bemidji Creep

The act of sneaking your car into the far right of a “straight” lane, effectively making a (illegal) right turn lane. Extremely popular in some regions, particularly Bemidji, MN.
“This guy Bemidji Creep (ed) next to me and took off my passenger side mirror”
“The Bemidji creep is so useful…and annoying”

Bemidji Creep: to make an illegal right turn lane by splitting the straight lane
by In the Sun July 25, 2022
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Ass creep

An ass creep is someone who is obsessed with big asses, they live in their parents loft and send photos of their penis to any girl they know with a big ass. They also tend to drive around in small white cars and stare at people with their beady little eyes.
Hey that ass creep was sending dick pics to my girlfriend again!

Mine too! I think we should crack his bald head like an egg!
by Honky69 June 17, 2020
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creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012
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