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brain rust

A term given to someone who doesn’t use so it goes unused/rusty.

This is used as an insult, basically calling someone dumb. Often used for people who value feelings and opinions over logic and reality.
Person 1 - “Does this novel have pictures in it?”

Person 2 - “bro, you have brain rust”

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Person 1 - “You can’t use the word ‘fat’ it’s offensive
Person 2 - “I think you’ve got some brain rust bro”
by Sav 7 May 24, 2023
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Dingle Brain

When somebody's brain is so small that it hangs inside of their head like a dingle berry from someone's buttocks.
George: Hey Tony I think since it's raining outside we should layout and get a nice tan.

Tony: George your such a dingle brain.
by Alisonium Buttocks October 10, 2009
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Stellaris Brain

An extremely smart person, one who typically plays the 4x game Stellaris.
“I’m so stellaris brain I can’t answer the question of why cheese smells so good
by DasMeThad April 13, 2021
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Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.
I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.
by KeepThinking January 7, 2016
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brain freshness

The term which describes mental alertness while doing insipid tasks.
At her work, Lisette constantly shifted focus to retain brain freshness.
by lisette831 July 26, 2007
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Cycling Brain

It's the brain fog you get after a hard bike ride and the excuse you use for messing up simple things. It's your brain after cycling.
Forgot to water the garden - Cycling brain
Took a wromg turn while navigating - Cycling brain.
Messed up the spelling of wrong and did not notice it - Cycling brain.
by copa6 July 12, 2023
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whale brain

Whale Brain is the term used to describe someone whose brain is severely defected. It ceases to function normally without the required assistance of a helper such as a peer and family support or a health professional.

In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.

The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.

There is currently no known cures for the disorder.

SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.
When one walks unsteadily with odd arm movements.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.

This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.
by Stranger Danger 69 May 8, 2014
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