Area 51

Where the US military be hidding all dem spacey bois like E•T and Michael Jackson.

800K people are going to raid on September 20th

Me: are you coming to raid Area 51 on September 20th

Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20

Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.

Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20

by Graysondolansbitch July 22, 2019

area 51

area 51, is a place where the government is trying to get you to go. To kill 1,000000, people because of over population ( it makes sense dont it now?)

risky person: "wanna go to area 51?"
you: "no i saw this thing that says aliens are there"
risky person: *raises one eyebrow*

by hazelbazzle July 18, 2019

rest area vs. arrest area

Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.

One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Bournemouth Area

Generally known on the South Coast as the area between the front bum and the bum’ole. Long and narrow like the Bournemouth beach and can attract both sand residue and crabs

I tell you what, after last night, Barbara doesn’t half have a raw looking ‘Bournemouth area’

by Hobblefoot April 4, 2025

Area 51

A letdown. Except for that one guy who Naruto ran behind that reporter.

Goddamnit, I was watching the Area 51 livestream all day and all that happened was a couple of people got arrested

by dummythicc69 September 20, 2019

Area 51

The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.

Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?

God: Yes

Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?

God: Because they're idiots

Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever

God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for

Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh

God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51

Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*

by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019

Gray area

The area between black and white.

Some people don't want a gray area to be allowed, they just want everything that isn't green to be blue, blue chips.

by Solid Mantis March 13, 2021