i'm cumming right now!

A girl says when she has an orgasm
Girl: *moaning* ooh god... yes.. yes... yes! I'm cumming right now! Cum in me daddy! Fuck me!
Guy: *moans as he cums hard*
by BigCocklover333 October 12, 2020
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Don't Fuck Me Now

Tonight, I'm gonna have myself, a real big cock.
Right in my aaa-aaa-aaa-aaassssssss!
My anuuuuuus. he'll twist it inside ouuuut, yea.
Cum's swimming around, inside my ass, so
Don't. Fuck, Me, Now...
Don't, Fuck Me-
'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!

I'm a swimming sperm, going through his ass
Like the black cock, that's ripping up his anal cavity
I'm a raging cock, passing through in male placentas.
I'm getting hard, hard, fuck,
There's him fucking me.

He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"

Don't Fuck Me Now, I'm having such a good time
I'm having his balls
Don't Fuck Me Now
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call,
Don't Fuck Me Now ('cause I'm having a good time)
Don't Fuck Me Now (yes, I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna fuck at all, yea

I'm a rocket dick on the way to the
Wet tight little asshole
I am a barky log, I'm out of semen
I am a sex machine, ready to fuck hard
Like Adam & Eve, about to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode

He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"

Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck me,
Don't Fuck Me, hey, hey, hey!
Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck Me,
Oo, oo oo, I like it!
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used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.
by skasian August 26, 2016
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I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.
Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.
by The real Captain Felipe September 16, 2019
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Oh now I get it

Oh now I get it
Oh now I get it
by Cheesiecheetos February 26, 2020
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Bangkok has him now

Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now

Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now
by zeprunner3 May 27, 2011
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