Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

thanos

the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies

dude someone left a thanos in the bowl, call the avengers!

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

Thanosed

What happens everytime a purple grape man snaps his fingers

person 1: yo bro did you take my pen? i lost it
person 2: no, it must have gotten thanosed

by extermination_proclamation July 12, 2022

The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.

I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.

by PhilWV July 14, 2022

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022

Thanos Chin

In reference to a person that has an ugly, or unattractive chin or jawline. Usually identified by a Thanos Chin Biologist

“Patrick’s chin is quite nasty. That’s a Thanos Chin if I have ever seen one.”

by Themamo13 April 24, 2022

Thanos

A purple guy with mommy issues.

You are like a Thanos.

by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 6, 2022