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drug testing

A practice that is actually illegal, but because a person elects to work for an employer that decides to drug test there is nothing that can be done.
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tecting

Part of Speech: v
Definition: The act of secretly playing with your genitals while others perform sexy and illusive dance moves. Tecting is not to be confused with masturbation.

Usage: also tecting, (n. used to describe)
Example: Don't be friends with that man, he's a Tector.


tecting Audio Help (těk-ting) Pronunciation Key
v.
1. the undercover stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals done for sexual self-gratification. usually accomplished by using large pockets or simply sliding your hand into your pants.
2. concealed stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another persons genitals. (Tecting can also be a group activity.)
3. also known as Stealthy masturbation.

tr.v. tect·ed, tect·ing, tect·or

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Stay away from that boy in the corner, he is tecting.
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Twexting

When one tweets at their friends on twitter instead of just texting them.
When her piece of shit phone died, Kinsey resorted to twexting to continue communicating with her "friends."
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TextInterpretation

The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.
TextInterpretation of "I live you" = I love you.

TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.

TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?

Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?
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teating

1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.
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testing

Something you do to see if this works
I'm testing this out
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tenting

Where the fly of pants/trousers bends up in the middle to form a "tent" shape that makes it look like you have a boner.
My mom thought I was touching myself when I was trying to stop my pants from tenting.
by bleepy March 9, 2004
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