Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

by BillyBobby1245 March 17, 2021

Tennessee Snowman

When you do a line of coke off of a dirty butthole and it leaves off remnants on your upper lip. Its to immitate the image of a snowman you make in Tennessee snow (with dirt and leaves throughout the snow).

When I came home the other night my wife exclaimed, "Nice Tennessee Snowman!".

by Porcelainivorysteel December 24, 2020

The Tennessee Twister

When you and the boys get hammered on Jack Daniel's and have a contest on who can twist their flaccid Dick

Me and the boys traditionally participate in the Tennessee twister

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Tennessee

A state in the south that almost entirely resembles the Chevy logo.

Tennessee is almost as shaped as a Chevy

by Zero2infinity August 4, 2018

Tennessee Snow Blower

When a girl you take home from Broadway (in Nashville) does a rail of cocaine off an erect dick and then follows it up with a blow job

I offered her some of that good powder and she gave me a Tennessee Snow Blower, as a thank you.

by Dirtypianoman April 25, 2025

tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.

Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.

by FountainBoss November 27, 2016

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018