Teenage Boy

Either:
-A horny idiot who spends all his time looking at girls and throwing rocks through windows.
-A depressed kid who wants to die.

I am a teenage boy. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.

by Depressed4life September 23, 2021

Teenager

Either:
-A girl who only cares about fashion.
-A boy who only cares about girls.
-A girl who wants to die.
-A boy who wants to die.

I am a teenager. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.

by Depressed4life September 23, 2021

teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024

teenager

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue

Parents are quick to teenager their children.

by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025

Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas

4 people that are like the turtles, but are black and very very gay.

That sqaud is made up of gayass niggas, surely they are the Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas.

by The 53rd President July 16, 2025

teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.

teenage engineering are weird

by glubglubglubglub September 5, 2025

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023