Teese

Small blackened ball of marijuana that isn't quite ash.
It doesn't smoke, but still provides a toke.

Smokin' the Teese
Hey guys, Wanna smoke the Teese?
Teese, T-E-E-S-E. The ONLY way to spell Teese.

by SputnikV3 October 15, 2007

Tease off

A term for male masturbation

Jay stopped his lock down went to the toliet to tease off instead

by Leegribbler October 15, 2008

colorado cock tease

when you fuck a girl in the forest when its snowing then she takes your cock out and puts it in the snow till it gets limp than she puts it back in

I was out on the skiing range and i was trying to fuck some girl but she kept giving me a colorado cock tease

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009

A Tease

An individual who is obsessed with his/her looks, dreams of being an underwear model, and acts like an 11 year old

1)Sharon...what a tease..
2)Sharon, stop being a tease!
3)I know you're a tease Sharon

by yn October 15, 2006

cock tease

Word that rhymes with cock cheese.

There was a young fellow named keith

Who performed circumcisions with his teeth

He didn't do it for leisure


Nor sexual pleasure


But for the cheese underneath.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

by Emilyfox February 4, 2008

tease

a girl that goes on blind dates with other guys in order to make the man of her dreams jealous

shes such a tease.

by J_J_P August 27, 2010