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tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina
I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!
by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024
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Stormtroopers Tampon

When a turd is dangling from your ass half way and no matter how hard you push you get nowhere
Man that jobby was hanging like a stormtroopers tampon
by Atomic McNoggin November 2, 2025
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Stuck Tampon

A person that is both a bitch and a stuck up cunt.

Because when a tampon gets stuck inside its both a bitch to deal with and stuck up a cunt.
Wow that lady is being such a stuck tampon today
by Ridesallyride95 January 5, 2026
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Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert a tampon in their vagina and tie the strings together and play tug of war.
Shariah and Jane play Tampon Tug-of-war
by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026
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Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert tampons in their vagina and tie the tampon strings together and play tug of war.
Sarah and Jane played Tampon Tug-of-War
by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026
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Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 19, 2025
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