Turnip Tickler

A turnip tickler is a faggot/poof/queer/gay, I think you get it. Turnip being the metaphor for male genitalia.

Poof: Come here mate, I want your ass!
You: Piss off you turnip tickler

by Gaylord_v_Gr8 December 21, 2007

tackle

Systematically picking the most intoxicated drunk female in the bar and attempting to have intercourse with with her. With or without her consent.

Ed went to the club to "tackle" drunk bitches.

by Ed Jensen May 10, 2010

French Tickler

Urban legend condom that supposedly had a feather at the head of it to tickle women during sex. I have never seen one of these nor has anyone that I know...have you????

wife: Hey don't forget the condoms...make sure to bring home a French Tickler!
husband: Ha ha ha!

by thedzone October 13, 2009

French Tickler

Woman with a moustache.

While getting head a french tickler is disgusting.

by MistaDirty May 23, 2009

Prostate tickler

The act of brown nosing to its fullest.

Guy1: Man, John really has his nose up Ringo's arse...
Guy2: Yep, he's a prostate tickler for sure.

by CogDan April 21, 2007

twat tickler

For use as another name for a lesbian.

You ain't hitting that. That bitch is a twat tickler.

by JokerGotcha August 29, 2006

-tackleglomp-

You are so happy to see/talk to someone.

Dog: Hi im back!
Cat: OMgsh i havent spoken to you in ages! -tackleglomp-

by Vipseh August 26, 2005