swindle

To trick, to fool, or to take advantage of a person's naivety

I told her I would give her head after she gave me head, But I just put the condom on after she was done sucking me. She got swindled!

by treyrobs August 7, 2014

swine flu

Pretty much what teenagers now flip out about whenever somebody cough, sneeze, have a snotty nose, a little stomach cramp, etc. It could be hay fever or food poisoning or just for running in track too hard.

Also, another excuse for the people who make hand sanitizers to make a few extra buck because we are in a "recession". Remember Y2K?

*somebody coughs because of a tickle in the throat or something*
Teen: Oh my gosh, I got like the swine flu
Teen 2: We are all going to die. Stay away from me!!

by shawty lg 23 May 9, 2009

Swing It

Swing it means the act of throwing Horsch’s shoe into the trash can.

Swing it, Swing it! For three! Hahahahahahahaha. It done be in the trash.

by Wiggle swiggle March 18, 2019

Swing My Door

The act of being pulled over by a law enforcement official and then having your vehicle searched for drugs, weapons or currency.

Swing My Door
Police swung my door last night. They didn't find anything.

by lhenderson November 1, 2009

swine noob

1. a male noob who plays WoW and thinks he's "leet"

2. a noob pig

3. a Greek guy that goes by the name of Johnny O.

4. a pig who does not listen to anyone complain and would put his cellphone under the pillow so he can't hear you say anything

5. also goes by the name Chromate (or Negative Nancy, but he'd never admit that one)

6. an oinky

Wow, that guy is such a swine noob.

by Pigstine April 30, 2009

Suicide Swing

the art of barely getting away with engaging in consensual sex acts with two different women in the same day or more.

"Yeah, I defintely pulled off a suicide swing yesterday...After a day of festivities with this one chick, I made it to my party that evening, and scored with another. Man, I barely am alive after that one."

by Johnnie Hezbolah April 30, 2010

caught the Swine Flu

Hooking up with an overweight woman.

I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.

by TCII September 10, 2009