Jon Spurgeon

Man with a huge throbbing cock

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.

by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021

Hope Spurgeon

The most emo looking motherfucker on the planet.

But it's ok because she doesn't look bad, infact she's the most gorgeous and good looking person that I have ever seen

She's a complete ass-face half the time, but you gotta love THE Hope Spurgeon

Person 1: "Hope Spurgeon? She's a bully."
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, she's awesome."

by NumberOneHopeSpurgeonLover August 22, 2024

interdimensional stargazers

Someone who wears super thick glasses. They can see the moon on a different plane than the rest of all humanity. Microscope eyes.

I bet he can see the aliens coming with those interdimensional stargazers.

by shaftslap December 15, 2024

The Last Starghfighter

The Last Starfighter: from the original name of the science fiction adventure film, The Last Starfighter.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

The Last Starghfighter: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about The Last Starfighter.

"The Last Starghfighter!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

San Antonio Spurge

A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.

"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."

by Moore Head June 12, 2018