The Gay Stranger

When you ride a bike or do another such activity that while cause your penis to go numb. Afterwards you proceed to masturbate and it feels as though you are jerking off another man. This is due to your penis being numb.

I wanted to know what being gay felt like so I trie the gay stranger

by ThecLeb December 13, 2020

blue stranger

When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out

I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger

Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that

Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi

by lol xd xd 123 456 November 21, 2021

Liquid Stranger

When you pee in someone else's pants while they are wearing them.

He loves to liquid stranger people at concerts.

by Goldbrick October 13, 2021

A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.

Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.

by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021

Stranger Things

THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE

parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.

if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!

me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?

then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.

by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021