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3 Crore ka Stapler

Aye KshKsh
*Calls out a random person*
"Aye kshksh"
"You're going up? Go down on me instead"
3 crore ka stapler
by Sameepp July 24, 2022
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The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.
by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022
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stand her in good stead

to be useful to someone(her/him) in the future
she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her
by flobil November 15, 2023
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get a stapler straight

To know what is more important, can be used in a hilarious or serious manner, a synonym of get a marker straight
person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.
by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026
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Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.
Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
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The Vince Staples Effect

When one party presents a truth or an uncomfortable sentiment in a deadpan or neutral manner and the other party reacts with amusement in order to ease the tension or awkwardness
Person 1: If Jesus came back, how would he feel about the commercialization of the cross he died on?
Person 2: Bro what the fuck. You just be saying shit.
Person 1: I’m deadass, I’m not even tryna be funny. Like ain’t no way he’d be cool with that..
Person 2: Damn. The Vince Staples Effect…
by Xiz! March 6, 2026
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Duncan "Bush"stead

A businessman by title, a sales and retail guru by trade, and a safari enthusiast at heart.

Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.

A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.

When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.

When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.

He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.

Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.

When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.

Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).

The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Duncan "Bush"stead is a rare. And if you are lucky enough to cross paths with one, he is someone you will never forget. He leaves a lasting impact that will settle in your heart, where it will stay.
by RoelienLoots June 26, 2025
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