blowing the steak

Properly used to define spending money, but suddenly it means a blow job.

"I heard that last night Kyle was blowing the steak.."
"Dude; he's a fag."

by def. not tori April 18, 2009

slapping the steak on the grill

When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina

I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed

by Jamakingwords January 22, 2014

bank of america stadium

Worst NFL Stadium ever! I was there and it was so hot and beer was so expensive!! Yeah, it's an NFL Stadium in Charlotte NC for the Carolina Panthers.
The Spectrum Center is a million times better concert venue!

"Hey Alexa, what's the Bank of America Stadium?

"A stadium, dumbass. And it's a shit one."

by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022

Zambian Flame Steak

When two partners have anal sex, and the man takes out a lighter or a flamethrower to put inside the woman's anus to burn the flesh inside the asshole until you can peel it off. Then you take your well-done anal steak and put it up the woman's vagina until they squirt on it. Then you proceed to jerk off until you cum on top of it. When this entire process is done you will divide the steak into two pieces and share it with your partner.

I got very hungry when I was having sex, so I asked her if she was okay if I performed the Zambian Flame Steak. She didn't know what it was but it was fine because I showed her.

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

National Steak and Blowjob Day

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.

Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.

by tiledwall June 6, 2010

Steak Sauce Titties

A pair of boobs that is very small and pertains to a flat-chested woman. Comes from the term A1, which is a steak sauce as well as the smallest bra size.

That girl i hooked up with last night had no chest. She had a pair of steak sauce titties.

by Gregory Schultz January 1, 2007

steadman

1.) n. Man who makes less than his spouse.
2.) n. Man who is outshined by his spouse's accomplishments.

You better ask for a raise, you don't want to be a steadman.

by andywebs September 17, 2005