Stalker Mcfinnigan

a person who is without a doubt awesome and is best friends with the faultwindenburger wiggins.

also can be known as a pornstar and has many enemys named keah!

Stalker Mcfinnigan: i love being a pornstar with as many enemys for which that i do!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: so your saying you would of never gone down any other road.
Stalker Mcfinnigan: nope!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: and their you have it

by Bitch Who Stole Your Hat June 16, 2011

Pussy Stalker

A guy who stalks girls by staring at their pussies 24/7.

Luke is such a pussy stalker for staring at Kira's pussy.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 October 3, 2016

stalker-itude

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.

jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....

by lexn December 8, 2010

Anti-stalker

An anti-stalker is, as you might think, the antithesis of a traditional stalker. A shared behavior among anti-stalkers and stalkers is that they both learn the schedules of their target. However, stalkers aim to follow their target while anti-stalkers aim to avoid them.

Stacy: God, Brian's such an anti-stalker, I swear I'm gonna hunt him down and use his crush on me as soon as I get my hands on him.
Tiffany: That's creepy.

by Some lifeless loser February 2, 2024

#1 Stalker

A parent who watches over their child a bit too much.

Hazel: Shit man, my parents are watching me on cameras.
Celi: Oh shit
Hazel: She really do be a #1 Stalker…

by avagina41205 January 23, 2023

Tik-Stalker

An individual that uses the TikTok application to interact with teens and preteens when inappropriate to do so.

(Ex. 30-40 year old communicating with a 15-17 year old).

Debbie: Is that your dad?
Becky: No! He is a Tik-Stalker and he wont leave me alone.

by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020

stalker sense

staw-ker sens verb: being able to feel the person you have an obsession over enter a room, building or area without confirmation from the other senses.

Robert knew Stacy was in the football stadium using his stalker sense, despite not previously knowing she was going to be there.

by Blknight920 May 13, 2014