Mr spooner

one of those teachers that think all the kids like them, has a big forehead and spends their time watching kids

mr spooners such a nonce

by FWEFGwegWE February 1, 2022

Mad Spoolie

A particularly niche interest, hobby, or subculture.

Brooooo! You make your own cheese stamps? That is Mad Spoolie!

by BellaDonnaDrango November 29, 2023

Zak Spooner

Zak Spooner is a person who has fluffy frosted tips as hair, he is very cute and is gay

I want Zak Spooner to be the love of my life

by pishaisverydelicious January 3, 2024

shit spooner

one who steals shit from an ass using a spoon

dont fw him hes a shit spooner

by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

Act of Spoonism

1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.

E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.

Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.

by Henge November 5, 2019