Speedbag Scissorhands

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.

I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.

by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

Speedball

A speedball is NOT heroin mixed with cocaine. Speedballs don't contain cocaine or Crack. A speedball is heroin mixed with speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine). It's in the name, stupid. Speed is the Speed part and Heroin is the Ball part. Heroin makes you sleepy and Amphetamine makes you awake and energetic. Don't do heroin! Stick to Kratom! Also, don't do fentanyl. You can dissolve Amphetamine and Heroin in DMSO and put it on your skin and it goes right inside your body. The speedball can kill, but if you survive, you can get super high.

I mixed Heroin and Amphetamine in DMSO and poured it on my skin. It ended up in my bloodstream and I got super high. This is a great speedball.

by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023

speeved

To be lied to, tricked, or decieved.

"I was sold a gold chain, but it ended up being fake, I was speeved."

"My brother told me the phone call was for me, but it wasn't. he totally speeved me."

"I borrowed money from Katisha and told her i would pay her back, but i won't. I speeved her.

by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005

speed garage

totally different music to what people know as bassline house today, but yet some still call it speed garage???? the old and new are a totally different sound!!

187 lockdown and serious danger fans will know what im talkin about, these sort of tunes jus aint made anymore, but r still bangin!. new bassline house, eg, joe q or danny bond are a totally different sound, so why call it speed garage when its otherwise known as niche or bassline house?????

by adam ratcliffe September 16, 2008

speed boner

One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.

The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.

The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.

by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009

Speedbump position

Speedbump position

A type of sex position, that's designed to target the g-spot, which involves a person to lay flat on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speedbump', and the person penetrating them would enter from behind them while kneeling, using the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration or straddle them for a less intense angle.

person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we tried out this position called 'Speedbump position' and you should try it."
person 2: "Damn, I wish I could try that position with my S/O. I should tell them that we should try it."

by Shaxdow August 9, 2022

Synchro-speech

To say a word or phrase at the exact same time as another person. Was, in the Dark Ages, identified with a "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

(watching the the Crocodile hunter)

Lea/Ale: Look, crazy guy!
(bewildered stare)
Lea/Ale: Stop it.
(frightened stare)
Lea/Ale: AHHHHH

(later)
Ale: What a fine example of synchro-speech.

by i_can_haz_nipz_pierced?! February 5, 2009