confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

shawn

simply a pretty boy....
thinks to himself that he is WAY COOL and secretly he is

really bad a rock, paper, scissors
need work with 7 hand poker too ;)

Girl 1: He is such a shawn!
Girl 2: I know, but he is so hot, I want him!

by lets86that January 6, 2008

Shawn

A name that may be the most altered one-syllable name in the English language.

Not only does it originate from a different name that still exists (John), but it also contains the most alternative spellings for a one-syllable word, including: Shaun, Sean, and Shon.

The name can also be altered by adding random words or sounds at the beginning, such as: Keyshawn, Marshawn, Deshawn. *A note to parents: Extreme care should be used when using these variants as people will expect your child to be a great athlete if given a name like this.

Shawn also crosses the gender line, as one may find women with the same name. For female names, variants can be made by adding syllables to the end of words, making Shawn into Shawna or Shondra .

Shawn looked at his Starbucks cup to see that the barista managed to mispell his name again.

by One of many Shawn's February 6, 2010

shawnee high school

A school in south jersey in which at least 75% of the student body is high on drugs or drunk, all the time. Everyone in the school except maybe the frosh knows who sells the dime bags or even a quick fix of smack or meth. Death threats and robbery are commonplace as well as faculty molestation of students. AKA "Heroine High". Shawnee is also big for pill poppin white trash sleep with anyguy whores. Shawnee often finds itself kickin the shit out of Cherokee High School. on a good day, more drugs are sold in Shawnee high school than in northeast philly.

2005
Shawnee Football - 21
Cherokee Football - 0

by Shawnee Football June 11, 2006

Shawn Kemp

(1)A basketball player who begins his career as a promising player, but deteriorates into a pathetic fat slob.

(2) Crackhead who has twenty children with twenty different women.

Shawn Kemp used to be good until he left the Sonics. Now he's a fat crackhead.

by SooN July 1, 2003

spawnrape

n. In any FPS game, to kill a player as they spawn, preventing them from any chance to fight back. It's one of those cheap ways to rack up frags.

It is also known as spawn killing, or spawn camping.

If you spawn camp on my server, you will be booted.

by Steve Ed. April 8, 2004

spawnshit

Call of Duty: World at War has the worst spawning system ever in the history of online team deathmatch. Coming back to life in with your back turned to a guy pointing a his gun right at ur head... Killing an enemy just to have him or one of his/her teammates respawn in less than 2 seconds right behind you, leaving you completely defenseless. Also a paradise for the spinless fucking campers.

Me: "Motherfucker!!!"
Buddy: "what happened?"
Me: " I just respawned in a corner and as soon I walked away they respawned the enemy in the same fuckin corner right behind and the asshole noob-tubed me".
Buddy: "Yeah ive been getting spawnshitted all game too".
Me: "Dude, fuck this game. Im playing something else before I throw my xbox out the window".

by Trihard2 December 16, 2008